Question: What is the purpose of a four wheeler, anyway?
Answer: To go for a ride with your aunt (who has red hair, so SHE is where the red hair comes from, people!)
Answer: To cuddle on with your mom (who is sporting awesome Santa socks, by the way).
Answer: To go for a cruise around the farm, saying hello to the trees, bees, horse poop, and name rocks.
Answer: As a consequence of this farm cruise, the dog has now been exercised. Bonus!
Answer: To go for a ride with Dad who is holding on for dear life. (Cousin and Uncle demonstrate this use.)
Answer: To learn how to shift gears, use a thumb throttle, and the difference between rear and front brakes.
Answer: As a stable mount for target practice in case of zombie invasion, apocalypse, or gun control enforcement.
Answer: Enjoying life with family and friends, out in the sun, surrounded by nature and God's creation. (And a good excuse for Jerry to wear this flannel shirt. If the Bahamas thing doesn't pan out, we WILL buy a farm with land and horses and four wheelers, only so Jerry will go full-up cowboy. Hubba hubba hubby!)
Conclusion: Four wheelers are for life, liberty, and the pursuit of booty happiness.
