Randolph Air Force Base has a private recreation area on the lake. We are "Authorized Military Personnel". We are allowed to use this facility but not everyone is.
We may not be able to make it home for the holidays but we have private parks to enjoy and get away from the crowds and high costs, all paid for with your Federal Tax dollars.
Thanks!
No, that's not what he enjoyed.
Have you ever paid attention to your breasts while bouncing vigorously up and down?
Your husband has.
Sorry. Too much?
Also at the park was this stand up swing that the kids liked to sit down on. The phrase "monkey on a football" comes to mind.And Uranus, in case you're looking for it.
"Hey, Paula! Look! I found Uranus!"
"Thanks, douche. I didn't know I'd lost it!"
(Do Uranus jokes ever get old?)
I remembered to bring towels for the kids in case they got wet while near the lake.But I forgot to bring extra clothes. Phoebe had to ride home in her birthday suit.
Phoebe freaked OUT when she saw this life-sized Dora cutout. Then she went and kissed each character directly on the mouth.
And my camera battery went dead.
Probably better that I didn't get on film her shenanigans with Benny.
Boom-chicka-bow wow!