Sunday, December 12, 2010


Remember how good that Pancetta Breakfast Pasta from yesterday looked?

Remember how savory, delectable, and succulent it was?

This is NOT any of those things.

These are fried oysters. Many people love fried oysters, raw oysters, steamed oysters.

I don't.

I think they look like giant boogers, feel like your eating huge goobers, and taste like salt-creature upchuck.

How they ever got the reputation for being aphrodisiacs is beyond me.

"Come on, baby, have a giant slimy booger and let's get busy!"

No. No, thank you.

I'll pass. (Out).