Remember how good that
Pancetta Breakfast Pasta from yesterday looked?
Remember how savory, delectable, and
succulent it was?
This is NOT any of those things.
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These are fried oysters. Many people love fried oysters, raw oysters, steamed oysters.
I don't.
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I think they look like giant boogers, feel like your eating huge goobers, and taste like salt-creature upchuck.
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How they ever got the reputation for being aphrodisiacs is beyond me.
"Come on, baby, have a giant slimy booger and let's get busy!"
No. No, thank you.
I'll pass. (Out).