However....
I do not intend on boring you with antecdotes and silly stories about random children at a possibly really annoying birthday party place.
Instead I will post a few obligatory candids of the fun and then get down to the main agenda of this post:
DO'S AND DON'TS OF CHUCK E. CHEESE
So here goes...
Bike,
Horse,
Carousel,
Hey, wait. Aren't you turning FIVE?
Giant spooky animatronic Chucky.
...and cute boy.Now for the important part.
LESSON #1:
When your husband goes missing for a half an hour, check all of the car driving games. He will be at one of them using up all of the tokens and swearing quietly under his breath.LESSON #2:
If you ever find yourself at Chuck E. Cheese and you are a female with breasts or a person with belly fat, never, NEVER, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever, NEVER get on this ride. You strap yourself in and watch a virtual reality roller coaster ride as it shakes, bounces, and vibrates(and not in a good way) the absolute MESS out of you.Shaking + vibrating = boobs bouncing all over the place/belly fat jiggling uncontrollably
NOT GOOD!
(Even worse if you have boobs and belly fat like me! HOW EMBARRASSING!)
You have been warned.
