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One of Josh's presents from Grandma was a gift card to Chuck E. Cheese. Kids love the place and when it's not too crowded it's fun even for the grown-ups.
However....
I do not intend on boring you with antecdotes and silly stories about random children at a possibly really annoying birthday party place.
Instead I will post a few obligatory candids of the fun and then get down to the main agenda of this post:
DO'S AND DON'TS OF CHUCK E. CHEESE
So here goes...
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Bike,
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Horse,
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Carousel,
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Hey, wait. Aren't you turning FIVE?
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Giant spooky animatronic Chucky.
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...and cute boy.
Now for the important part.
LESSON #1:
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When your husband goes missing for a half an hour, check all of the car driving games. He will be at one of them using up all of the tokens and swearing quietly under his breath.
LESSON #2:
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If you ever find yourself at Chuck E. Cheese and you are a female with breasts or a person with belly fat, never, NEVER, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever, NEVER get on this ride. You strap yourself in and watch a virtual reality roller coaster ride as it shakes, bounces, and vibrates(and not in a good way) the absolute
MESS out of you.
Shaking + vibrating = boobs bouncing all over the place/belly fat jiggling uncontrollably
NOT GOOD!
(Even worse if you have boobs
and belly fat like me! HOW EMBARRASSING!)
You have been warned.