Saturday, October 30, 2010

Chairs are SO Boring!

Why? Why?

Why oh why oh why?

Why must you sit at the top of the steps to play the iPad?

We have chairs you know. Lots and lots of chairs. And couches. And don't forget about the floor. 4300 square feet of floorspace at Grandma's house. Yet you have to sit at the top of 17 steps.


Speaking of chairs, Miss Paige, there are five other places to park your butt while watching a movie. Five cushy, comfy couch seats. And lots of floor space.

But oh, no. You have to sit three inches from your brother.


You ain't Pretty Woman eating a pancake in the Penthouse suite! Move it!