When you run into a convenient store, what do you normally need to pick up?
How about milk? Bread? Eggs?
Well, on an Air Force base, apparentely people also need bread and milk quickly. But not eggs.
Oh, no!
We don't need eggs in a hurry, we need KEGS!!!
Hurry! There's a party I need to have right now! Quick! Somebody run to the shoppette and get some milk, bread, and kegs!
Phew! Emergency supplies of kegs!
Thank goodness!