You would be wrong. Here goes:
While at the zoo last week, we were all tuckered out and in the final stage of attraction viewing which is the just-keep-going-it-will-be-over-soon-because-it's-hot-and-the-kids-are-fussing phase.
So far we had seen all of the major animals we came to see: Lions, check. Tigers, check. Bears, Oh my!
As we came around what we were all hoping was the last corner, we found ourselves face to glass with a giant tank of water.
What's in that water we wondered?
Well, we didn't really have to wonder long because they were kinda hard to miss. 
Hippos! Hippos! Two of them! I don't think I've ever seen hippos at a zoo before and I have been to a lot of zoos!
They were HUGE! (No, duh!) The pictures don't do them justice. They were peacefully asleep underwater just doing their thing.Besides the lady outside of Wal-Mart the other day, I have never seen such giant booties in all of my life!
Major junk!
The kids were mesmorised by the giant butts and the colorful fish that lived on the wrong end of the hippos.(Which end of a hippo is good? The giant crunching mouth, or an ass so large you KNOW it has to expel some seriously funky farts!)
Jerry on the other hand was being the other kind of ass.(Love you, baby!)
